Did my kid just say that?

[alison]

M: I would like root beer with my breakfast.

Me: It's only very rarely that we can have it, because it's not good for you not for your teeth and sugar blablahblah.......

M: Then why do they make it and why do you even BUY it then?

[GreyhoundsRUs]

Schooled So funny!

[SoonerTexan]

N: what is daddy doing? (He was returning a page as so as he got home and she was impatient)

Me: he's talking to someone to help them because he is a doctor

N: daddy you aren't a doctor. You don't have your white coat on!

[GreyhoundsRUs]

"Mom, the covers aren't nice in this room. Can you make them nice?" - referring to my unmade bed

[GreyhoundsRUs]

N: what is daddy doing? (He was returning a page as so as he got home and she was impatient)

Me: he's talking to someone to help them because he is a doctor

N: daddy you aren't a doctor. You don't have your white coat on!

Too funny! A will not let me do anything remotely medical to her (like look at a cut) because "Daddy is not like a doctor, he IS a doctor".

[OrionGrad]

Every time we drive somewhere now: "Beep beep! Go go!!"
DH is convinced I must have road rage when he's not in the car, but I swear I almost never use the horn! I don't know where he got it from.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

We have a lot of "drive faster!"

[Thirteen]

New ones:

No, that's not my favorite.
I don't think so.
I'm worried!


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[GreyhoundsRUs]

Oh, B

[v-girl]

K last night at dinner (at an Italian place we go to often with FIL):

My mouth has farts.

Me: bent over laughing hysterically.

[TulipsAndSunscreen]

Courtesy of my nanny:

Nanny while driving: "C, we are going to the playground with [insert children + their mom's name]. Won't that be fun?"
C: "Yes"
[silence for about 60 seconds]
C: "I think that [other mom's name] probably has nipples like mama."

[Thirteen]

Courtesy of my nanny:

Nanny while driving: "C, we are going to the playground with [insert children + their mom's name]. Won't that be fun?"
C: "Yes"
[silence for about 60 seconds]
C: "I think that [other mom's name] probably has nipples like mama."

HAHAHAHAHA!


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[Thirteen]

I'm Doctor B: I give you a shot in the neck!


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[GreyhoundsRUs]

Courtesy of my nanny:

Nanny while driving: "C, we are going to the playground with [insert children + their mom's name]. Won't that be fun?"
C: "Yes"
[silence for about 60 seconds]
C: "I think that [other mom's name] probably has nipples like mama."

Probably!

[MrsC]

DS just started walking and is saying more words too.
His favorite is toddling towards the door saying "To go, to go, to go!" He's very serious about this and acts like he has something important to do, haha! So cute.