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    Mom Bombs

    I'm starting this thread over due to a technical glitch. Feel free to pick up where we left off.

    NEED INPUT: a friend is writing a blog post on what I'm calling "Mom Bombs". For this purpose a Mom Bomb is a snide comment another mom drops on you that makes you internally go, what the hell was that about? Example: You: "Target is having a sale on Capri Sun." Mom Bomber: "We only drink water. I'm just kind of a health freak about my kids." Please give me some I can use! PM me if you want to be anonymous. I won't identify you to my friend. Go!

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  • #2
    Hey, what happened to the thread? I posted a bunch of responses, and so did other folks. It was funny!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by GrayMatterWife View Post
      Hey, what happened to the thread? I posted a bunch of responses, and so did other folks. It was funny!
      We saw yours. They were great! Just a mistake caused it to be deleted accidentally.

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      • #4
        They were super funny! Bummer.



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        • #5
          PLEASE, everyone re-post!
          Luanne
          wife, mother, nurse practitioner

          "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." (John, Viscount Morely, On Compromise, 1874)

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Meenah View Post
            PLEASE, everyone re-post!
            Some of the memorable doozies....

            GMW: "I have 5 children."

            Bomber Mom: "I could never do that! You just can't give everyone the attention they deserve!"

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            • #7
              Originally posted by MrsK View Post
              Some of the memorable doozies....

              GMW: "I have 5 children."

              Bomber Mom: "I could never do that! You just can't give everyone the attention they deserve!"

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              GMW: "I have 5 kids and I'm a judicial law clerk, homeschool, etc.

              Bomber Mom: "How do you find time to do it all?"

              GMW [jokingly]: "Oh, I dunno. I guess I just do everything pretty half-assed!" [and anyone who knows her knows that this is NOT true]

              Bomber Mom [not joking]: "I would say so."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MrsK View Post
                GMW: "I have 5 kids and I'm a judicial law clerk, homeschool, etc.

                Bomber Mom: "How do you find time to do it all?"

                GMW [jokingly]: "Oh, I dunno. I guess I just do everything pretty half-assed!" [and anyone who knows her knows that this is NOT true]

                Bomber Mom [not joking]: "I would say so."

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                "Wow! That's so great that you can visit the museum that often."

                Bomber Mom: "Well, I just make it a priority. Anyone can."

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by MrsK View Post
                  "Wow! That's so great that you can visit the museum that often."

                  Bomber Mom: "Well, I just make it a priority. Anyone can."

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                  It's late July, you've exhausted your bucket list, your kids are starting to drive you up the wall and you are counting the days until school starts "Well, I actually look forward to spending time with my children."

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                  • #10
                    [MENTION=1497]Thirteen[/MENTION] had some great ones too.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by MrsK View Post
                      [MENTION=1497]Thirteen[/MENTION] had some great ones too.

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                      Any instance of "I would *never* let my kid do [whatever it is your kid is doing or you are trying to commiserate about kids doing]"

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                      • #12
                        [QUOTE=MrsK;819235]Any instance of "I would *never* let my kid do [whatever it is your kid is doing or you are trying to commiserate about kids doing]"

                        Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk[/QUOTE [MENTION=1315]TulipsAndSunscreen[/MENTION] had some awesome ones about the nanny too. Variations of "I could never leave my kids like that"

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                        • #13
                          "I've just never felt like I needed to be apart from them, I love my kids! But you do you."

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by MrsK View Post
                            Some of the memorable doozies....

                            GMW: "I have 5 children."

                            Bomber Mom: "I could never do that! You just can't give everyone the attention they deserve!"

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                            I actually was that mom bomber. I was pregnant with my 2nd and my dear friend had 5. I said that to her. 🙁. She got the last laugh and we occasionally still talk about it. Fortunately, she chose not to be offended by my rudeness.


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