Mom Bombs

[MrsK]

I'm starting this thread over due to a technical glitch. Feel free to pick up where we left off.

NEED INPUT: a friend is writing a blog post on what I'm calling "Mom Bombs". For this purpose a Mom Bomb is a snide comment another mom drops on you that makes you internally go, what the hell was that about? Example: You: "Target is having a sale on Capri Sun." Mom Bomber: "We only drink water. I'm just kind of a health freak about my kids." Please give me some I can use! PM me if you want to be anonymous. I won't identify you to my friend. Go!

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[GrayMatterWife]

Hey, what happened to the thread? I posted a bunch of responses, and so did other folks. It was funny!

[MrsK]

Hey, what happened to the thread? I posted a bunch of responses, and so did other folks. It was funny!

We saw yours. They were great! Just a mistake caused it to be deleted accidentally.

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[JDAZ11]

They were super funny! Bummer.



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[Meenah]

PLEASE, everyone re-post!

[MrsK]

PLEASE, everyone re-post!

Some of the memorable doozies....

GMW: "I have 5 children."

Bomber Mom: "I could never do that! You just can't give everyone the attention they deserve!"

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[MrsK]

Some of the memorable doozies....

GMW: "I have 5 children."

Bomber Mom: "I could never do that! You just can't give everyone the attention they deserve!"

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GMW: "I have 5 kids and I'm a judicial law clerk, homeschool, etc.

Bomber Mom: "How do you find time to do it all?"

GMW [jokingly]: "Oh, I dunno. I guess I just do everything pretty half-assed!" [and anyone who knows her knows that this is NOT true]

Bomber Mom [not joking]: "I would say so."

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[MrsK]

GMW: "I have 5 kids and I'm a judicial law clerk, homeschool, etc.

Bomber Mom: "How do you find time to do it all?"

GMW [jokingly]: "Oh, I dunno. I guess I just do everything pretty half-assed!" [and anyone who knows her knows that this is NOT true]

Bomber Mom [not joking]: "I would say so."

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"Wow! That's so great that you can visit the museum that often."

Bomber Mom: "Well, I just make it a priority. Anyone can."

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[MrsK]

"Wow! That's so great that you can visit the museum that often."

Bomber Mom: "Well, I just make it a priority. Anyone can."

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It's late July, you've exhausted your bucket list, your kids are starting to drive you up the wall and you are counting the days until school starts "Well, I actually look forward to spending time with my children."

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[MrsK]

[MENTION=1497]Thirteen[/MENTION] had some great ones too.

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[MrsK]

[MENTION=1497]Thirteen[/MENTION] had some great ones too.

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Any instance of "I would *never* let my kid do [whatever it is your kid is doing or you are trying to commiserate about kids doing]"

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[MrsK]

[QUOTE=MrsK;819235]Any instance of "I would *never* let my kid do [whatever it is your kid is doing or you are trying to commiserate about kids doing]"

Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk[/QUOTE [MENTION=1315]TulipsAndSunscreen[/MENTION] had some awesome ones about the nanny too. Variations of "I could never leave my kids like that"

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[MrsK]

"I've just never felt like I needed to be apart from them, I love my kids! But you do you."

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[PrincessFiona]

Some of the memorable doozies....

GMW: "I have 5 children."

Bomber Mom: "I could never do that! You just can't give everyone the attention they deserve!"

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I actually was that mom bomber. I was pregnant with my 2nd and my dear friend had 5. I said that to her. 🙁. She got the last laugh and we occasionally still talk about it. Fortunately, she chose not to be offended by my rudeness.


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