So, on our walk home from school today my kindergartener informs me that he has a girlfriend.
Me: You do? What is her name?
Jacob: Lily. No - wait - it's not Lily. It's Maddy.
Me: What do you like about her?
Jacob: I love her more than all of the other girls.
Me: Does Maddy know she's your girlfriend?
Jacob: Yes. I told her she was going to be my girlfriend.
Me: And what did she say?
Jacob: She said okay.
Little trollop! Didn't her mother teach her not to be so easy?!? Plus, I've met the mother and she's not one of my faves. Dear God! We're going to be in-laws!
*i need to reel myself in*
But wait! Who in the hell is talking about having girlfriends / boyfriends in kindergarten??
Me: You do? What is her name?
Jacob: Lily. No - wait - it's not Lily. It's Maddy.
Me: What do you like about her?
Jacob: I love her more than all of the other girls.
Me: Does Maddy know she's your girlfriend?
Jacob: Yes. I told her she was going to be my girlfriend.
Me: And what did she say?
Jacob: She said okay.
Little trollop! Didn't her mother teach her not to be so easy?!? Plus, I've met the mother and she's not one of my faves. Dear God! We're going to be in-laws!
*i need to reel myself in*
But wait! Who in the hell is talking about having girlfriends / boyfriends in kindergarten??
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