Kids say

I'm starting a new thread. That other one is getting long!

I worked in Bryn's classroom yesterday. One of the boys in her class came up to me and said: "I think you might be pregnant." Thanks, Tommy, I'll get that checked out. (It was good he said something cute to me because he usually drives me nuts).

Yesterday I was trying to put on a my jeans (freshly washed so a little snug). Anna came up to me and patted me on the back and said, "You having a hard time, mama?"

Last week, we were eating Thanksgiving leftovers, including turkey. I asked Anna if she wanted a few more bites of turkey. She covered her mouth with her left hand and picked up a piece of turkey with her right. With the turkey hand, she tapped on her mouth and said, "Knock, knock, knock!" Then her mouth answered back through her hand in a gruff voice, "You can't come in my house!". She did the knocking again and "can I please come in your house?" and then her mouth let the turkey in. I have no idea where she got that from![/i]

[fluffhead]

My two year old was in school the other day (as related by his teacher) and apparently pushed another boy and the other boy fell down. My kid runs toward the door, and the teacher brings him over, asks him "how does it make you feel, to see Zachary crying", and my boy says "I gotta get outta here!"

(He's really very gentle, but sometimes doesn't know his own strenth)

[Flynn]

DH was "playing" with the kids after dinner while I cleaned up (my preference).

DS runs into DH hard and head butts him. DH said "OUCH" really loud because he was surprised...DH said equally loud "I DIDN'T MEAN TOO DADDY." DH said calmly, "Ouch, it still hurts. Can you please be more gentle?" DS replies in same tone, "Sure Dad, can you move your head?"

[Stella]

Jenn explained that in first grade you stay until the end of the school day. She said the kid never missed a beat, looked up at her and said "Who the hell signed me up for that?

That laugh is JUST what I needed today!

Jenn explained that in first grade you stay until the end of the school day. She said the kid never missed a beat, looked up at her and said "Who the hell signed me up for that?

That's awesome. b/c it wasn't my kid

[Momo]

DS just came to me and said "let's have a yard sale and put the computer in it, because you're a computer zombie!!!!"....little stinker he remebered me saying the same thing to him about TV,a few weeks back

[Malpka]

Yesterday we went to drop something off to DH at the hospital. It was an OR day, and as we were standing in the hall a boy of about 12 or 13 was being wheeled back into the OR area. My son looks that kid right in the eye and says loudly "ARE YOU DIED?" to which the already terrified kid could not even respond. DH whispers to John Michael that the boy is not died, just sick, and is going to have a surgery. So DS says (loudly again) "OH- You not died yet!".

[HeartRN]

I LOVE these!

Today I picked Keelin up from preschool, and from the backseat she says, "So-so-so (she stutters) you have my baby brother in your tummy and he is going to come out soon with wet hair....I will take him and hold him and carry him all around the hotel"!!!!

I said that I didn't have a baby in my tummy (I don't!). She argued for a minute that I did, then she said "I have him in my own tummy".

Apparently we have moved so much she thinks our apartment is a hotel.. And how did she pick up on the detail of newborns having "wet hair"?

Gosh, I adore the randomness (is this a word?!) of 3ish yo's. These are hilarious!

Yesterday we were wrapping a present for one of our kid friends. All of a sudden, my DD3.5 is "Noo-ella", a mommy mouse, and DD9m is "Wrappington", a baby mouse. Then we are off to ballet class in DD's room and I am the ballet instructor. I am informed that this is a mommy ballet class and all of the mommies there are wearing tampons ("you know, that thing with the string?") I also had to laugh b/c there were 3 costume changes from the dress-up trunk within the span of say 7 minutes.

[fluffhead]

I've been taking care of my 2.3 YO who's got some kind of nasty GI bug, and he was playing, seemingly fine, when he looks at me and says "Daddy my head hurts!" and I'm thinking oh no he's having a stroke (my neurology spouse agita coming out) and then he says
"can you knock my head off for me?"

[Phoebe]

DD#2 has a special doll that she has had since birth that she carries with her everywhere. You can imagine the wear on this stuffed creature. The fabric is fraying in areas causing a small hole after 3 years and it used to be pink. She calls it her "white baby". The other day she said, "I love my white baby with the hole in it".

[DCJenn]

Nikolai was on the couch watching Thomas the other evening.

When he's tired he sucks on two fingers and rubs his belly. this time he stuck his hands down his diaper. I asked what he was doing and he said, "I'm playing with my pecker. I move it up and I move it down, I move it up and I move it down..."

Definitely a moment one doesn't expect! So I said, "well honey, if you want to play with your pecker, do it in your room."

and then I totally cracked up.

Jenn

[Stella]

:thud:

[Phoebe]

That cracks me up, Jenn! I have no boys to hear that kind of stuff from.

Today the neighbor boy was over. He is 3.5 and I was showing him the bathroom. He said, "Is this a cat or dog bathroom?

"No, why? I asked.

"Cause it stinks in here."

My bathroom must be grose if a three year old notices!

Definitely a moment one doesn't expect! So I said, "well honey, if you want to play with your pecker, do it in your room."

Clearly not having any trouble in the English language department, eh? I've gotten similar replies from my boys:

"I'm making my penis smaller." or "My hand is nice & cozy in there." are my faves.