Kids say

I didn't want boys, I didn't want boys, I didn't want boys...

I took a picture of Kyle crying. Then I showed it to him to see his reaction to a sad picture of himself. His first response was excitement for about 2 seconds, which faded to concern, and then finally recognition: "Mr. 'Tato Head?!"


I would post a pic, but I don't know how.

[Ames]

I'm babysitting one of my students tonight (don't worry he's already in bed) and I asked him what his dad does for work. He told me, "He be's a Dad and goes to work and stuff."

[rainbabies]

"hippo day, hippo day, hippo day"

this has been heard over and over all morning. i aksed ds what this means and he said, "im calling for the snow to come"


alrighty then.

Last night when our waitress asked what we wanted to drink Ryan interrupted DH and told her, "We'll take a couple milks, one for me, one for my brother, and my daddy wants two beers."

I swear DH teared up. You always wonder if you're raising them right.

Jodi

Last night when our waitress asked what we wanted to drink Ryan interrupted DH and told her, "We'll take a couple milks, one for me, one for my brother, and my daddy wants two beers."

I swear DH teared up. You always wonder if you're raising them right.

Jodi

Way to make a daddy proud Ryan!

[Ames]

I have curly hair (that's when I bother to do it) and today my co-teacher had worn her hair in braids and then taken them out on her break. When she came back in her hair was curly too. One of the girls said, "Hey! You look like Amy. Now you both have boingy hair!"

Yesterday while driving somewhere with my two youngest, my 3 yo daughter shouts from the back seat, "MOM, a penis is a crotch!"

[Amiens]

A while back we were taking a drive to see my parents 4 hours away, and Emma tooted and started laughing and said "Mommy, Daddy my butt gurgled and blew bubbles."

Crystal

[fluffhead]

We were on a hike today, sitting on a rock on a narrow trail eating pretzels and drinking apple juice. A group of Latino teenage boys were coming to pass us, and my almost 5YO and 2YO were making conversation with them, my 5 YO says "my birthday is in two days!"
and my 2 YO says "do you know the dreidel song? Dreidel dreidel dreidel I made you out of clay....."
the funny thing is one of the kids knew it and sang it along, I guess Cartman popularized it.

[Momo]

the funny thing is one of the kids knew it and sang it along, I guess Cartman popularized it.

... sign-o-the times

On the drive home from Chicago:

"Hey dad - can you hook me up w/that Candyland game for my gameboy?"

When we laughed Jacob said "Where do I come up with this stuff?"

[Ravenclaw]

On the drive home from Chicago:

"Hey dad - can you hook me up w/that Candyland game for my gameboy?"

When we laughed Jacob said "Where do I come up with this stuff?"

Your kids need to be on television!!

[Phoebe]

DD#2 says to older sister, "You go to a time out, right now!"

DD#1 replies, "No, I already have a mom."

DD#1 says in regards to donating some toys, "Let's sell this to the garbage".

DD#1 says in regards to donating some toys, "Let's sell this to the garbage".

Mine are planning a yard sale w/a table for $2 toys, and a table for $.10 toys. Their goal is to make enough money selling their toys to buy dad a new car since his is "a piece of junk". (it is - he beats the heck out of cars and treats them like crap).