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-L.Jane
Wife to a wonderful General Surgeon
Mom to a sweet but stubborn boy born April 2014
Rock Chalk Jayhawk GO KU!!!
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and that my friends is why they invented the peepee teepee. available at www.uncommongoods.com
and I'm sorry I'll take anyone's pee in the face and and raise you one Giardia laden poopy diaper.
Horrific. To the point that my mother, the women who would throw herself in front of a bus for her Nikolai (they have a particularly special bond) would hold him at arms length and announce, "Nikolai needs to be changed."
Jenn
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Originally posted by GrayMatterWife View PostMy daughter once managed to projectile pee on the dog.
The dog looked so pissed. (No pun intended.) In the way that a cocker spaniel could look pissed, I guess. But she should know better than to stand near elevated kids. My son once threw blueberry yogurt all over her.Wife to PGY5. Mommy to baby girl born 11/2009. Cat mommy since 2002
"“If you don't know where you are going any road can take you there”"
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Originally posted by MrsC View PostAnd baby fever has dissipated....
One evening, Sophie pooed in the tub. Breast fed poo - very runny. While E cleaned out the tub, I held her snuggled in a clean towel.
She then proceeded to spit up on my arm. As I wiped that up, I noticed that my lap was awfully warm. And wet.
Good times.Kris
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Yeah, I wish I could claim that bodily functions deter the baby fever, but they don't.
I've been pooped, peed, ed and bled on - not scared.
-AWife to Family Medicine attending, Mom to DS1 and DS2
Professional Relocation Specialist &
"The Official IMSN Enabler"
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Originally posted by HouseofWool View PostAwwww - and I didn't even drag out my favorite Sophie experience.
One evening, Sophie pooed in the tub. Breast fed poo - very runny. While E cleaned out the tub, I held her snuggled in a clean towel.
She then proceeded to spit up on my arm. As I wiped that up, I noticed that my lap was awfully warm. And wet.
Good times.
Clearly I need more time. Maybe a couple of years
I don't bat an eyelid when it comes to cleaning cat vomit/litter box and countless other things I've seen on the farm but human vomit, poo what have you makes me sick.
DH, on the other hand won't go near it when the cat throws up. One day I was cleaning up a hairball and he starts making this gagging sound and runs from the room. Seriously, he's seen every bodily fluid that comes from a human and frequently gets spattered with blood and cat hairballs make him sick?? Now that's just being over-dramatic.Student and Mom to an Oct 2013 boy
Wife to Anesthesia Critical Care attending
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I'm one of the designated puke cleaner uppers here at work because it doesn't bother me- I mean it bothers me but I'm not going to start puking myself while cleaning.
Of course we have this slick stuff that you sprinkle on whatever body fluid we're dealing with and it dries it all up into a powder. Everyone needs a spill kit at home!
Jenn
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Originally posted by HouseofWool View PostAwwww - and I didn't even drag out my favorite Sophie experience.
One evening, Sophie pooed in the tub. Breast fed poo - very runny. While E cleaned out the tub, I held her snuggled in a clean towel.
She then proceeded to spit up on my arm. As I wiped that up, I noticed that my lap was awfully warm. And wet.
Good times.
how about changing a poopsplosion in the backseat of the car in the Target parking lot? That was my afternoon. At least I didn't get any on me!Wife to a urologist; Mom to 2 wonderful kiddos
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Ok, so diaper related so I'm posting it here. A had a very nasty diaper after lunch this morning, I went to change her (out of a disposable) and realized whoever changed her at Bible study put her diaper on backwards.
WHY??????Wife to NSG out of training, mom to 2, 10 & 8, and a beagle with wings.
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Originally posted by SuzySunshine View PostOk, so diaper related so I'm posting it here. A had a very nasty diaper after lunch this morning, I went to change her (out of a disposable) and realized whoever changed her at Bible study put her diaper on backwards.
WHY??????married to an anesthesia attending
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Originally posted by MrsC View PostOh no!
Clearly I need more time. Maybe a couple of years
I don't bat an eyelid when it comes to cleaning cat vomit/litter box and countless other things I've seen on the farm but human vomit, poo what have you makes me sick.
DH, on the other hand won't go near it when the cat throws up. One day I was cleaning up a hairball and he starts making this gagging sound and runs from the room. Seriously, he's seen every bodily fluid that comes from a human and frequently gets spattered with blood and cat hairballs make him sick?? Now that's just being over-dramatic.
Just as you get the hang of it and there are no accidents anywhere you start potty training and the real fun begins.
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My grossest moment was when I was a nanny and I went to pick up the little girl from her nap. I pick her up and the next think I know, I have poop ALL over me. Somehow she had pooped so much it was in her armpits! It was a quick bath for her and a change of clothes for me!
another funny, non gross poop story:
My sister was at a family dinner and one of our distant cousin's three year old daughter was standing in the middle of the entry hall. My sister tells me she had a very concentrated look on her face and she was staring at nothing. So She goes up to her and says, What are you doing? And the little girl replies back. Trying to make a poop!
Anyone think its potty training time?-L.Jane
Wife to a wonderful General Surgeon
Mom to a sweet but stubborn boy born April 2014
Rock Chalk Jayhawk GO KU!!!
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