Thing I never thought I'd say

[TigerLily]

"wow mommy, your bottom looks REALLY big. Can I see it?"

No Ayla, you may not. And thank you....I guess.

[BonBon]

"wow mommy, your bottom looks REALLY big. Can I see it?"

No Ayla, you may not. And thank you....I guess.

Yeah, we were in the Target restroom once and as I sit down to pee, DD1 shouts "WOW, Mommy! Your butt is BIIIIIIIIG!!!" Laughter from the other stalls ensued. Sadly, at the time, it wasn't all that big.

"Poop. Does. NOT. Belong. On. The. Walls."

"We only play with our penises in our bedrooms. That's why they're called 'private parts.' You play with it IN PRIVATE."

Complains about the cold. Only wants to wear boxer shorts. ?!?

[v-girl]

Lol

[TigerLily]

Ayla got a tee ball set for her birthday. The daddy isn't home today so I'm attempting to teach her. I told her to "just whack it off" and I immediately regretted it. Now she can't stop saying just WHACK it right off. Ugh...my mind needs to go into the gutter so I can think of things like that before I say them. sheesh

[v-girl]

ha ha ha!

[Amiens]

"We do not bite our _____'s (sister or brother) butt"

"Please do not sit on your baby sister's head" (This happened when #3 sat on #4 when she was a baby)

"Exactly HOW did the door bite your butt? Oh you thought it would be funny to stand in the corner hiding while your sibling closed it. I see. Your buns got pinched not bitten"

"No I will not kiss your butt better, because you hurt it."

"Just because you put pillows and blankets at the bottom of a 10 foot landing, does not make it safe. Please don't even think about jumping because if you survive you will wish you hadn't"

"I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it."

[HouseofWool]

"Just because you put pillows and blankets at the bottom of a 10 foot landing, does not make it safe. Please don't even think about jumping because if you survive you will wish you hadn't"

"I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it."

Seriously, just what are they thinking?

[TigerLily]

"It is not okay to take your underpants off in Target."

[diggitydot]

"It is not okay to take your underpants off in Target."

"Save that for Walmart..."

[TigerLily]

"Save that for Walmart..."

[ladymoreta]

Just before I got DS to bed, I was picking up DD, and I noticed him peeking under his closet door, and I saw something disappear under it. My first thought was "That's a huge spider!" So I tried not to panic and scare him right before bed, and I called him out in the hall. Of course he didn't come, so I plopped DD in the bouncy chair and picked him up and put him in the hall. I opened the closet, and thank goodness it was a moth. I squished and flushed it, but I could tell he was still a little freaked out. So I thought I'd explain it to him.

Me: "It's okay, honey. It was a butterfly!"
DS: "Flu-fly?"
Me: "Yes, just a butterfly! Pretty butterfly! Don't worry, Mommy killed it!"

Fail.

[peggyfromwastate]

These are great!!

[MrsK]

Just before I got DS to bed, I was picking up DD, and I noticed him peeking under his closet door, and I saw something disappear under it. My first thought was "That's a huge spider!" So I tried not to panic and scare him right before bed, and I called him out in the hall. Of course he didn't come, so I plopped DD in the bouncy chair and picked him up and put him in the hall. I opened the closet, and thank goodness it was a moth. I squished and flushed it, but I could tell he was still a little freaked out. So I thought I'd explain it to him.

Me: "It's okay, honey. It was a butterfly!"
DS: "Flu-fly?"
Me: "Yes, just a butterfly! Pretty butterfly! Don't worry, Mommy killed it!"

Fail.

LOL

We're having moth issues here too. The other day, I was getting the kids ready to go to the library and the biggest moth I've ever seen flew into the house. I tried to keep my cool as the miserable thing kept diving at my hair. So, I rushed the kids out of the house when the moth landed on a window. K1 gets really bothered by these things - he's been lecturing me about the "yucky dirty fly" he saw in the kitchen a few days ago. So, once we were in the car he kept shouting "MOTH!" at random intervals and totally freaking me out. Then he didn't want to go back into the house when we returned because of the moth. Ugh!

[DCJenn]

Last night my mom was tucking in the dude and he grabbed her hand with her wedding band and said, "So, you really have to wear this until you're dead?"

J.

[MrsSz]

"Save that for Walmart..."

hahahhaha love love