Thing I never thought I'd say

[MrsSz]

Last night my mom was tucking in the dude and he grabbed her hand with her wedding band and said, "So, you really have to wear this until you're dead?"

J.

I also love this one.. kids are amazing...


My little sister asks my husband if he likes cutting up dead people... hilarious..

[ladymoreta]

DS: (jumping on the bed)
Me: Be careful, honey! We don't have time to go to the ER today.

[diggitydot]

"You know that you're not allowed to cry if you get hurt doing something stupid, right?"

[scrub-jay]

"I'm sorry, we do not hand out bandaids for self-mutilation in this house" (DD pinched herself and said "I need a bandaid mommy")

[diggitydot]

"I'm sorry, we do not hand out bandaids for self-mutilation in this house"

[v-girl]

DS: (jumping on the bed)
Me: Be careful, honey! We don't have time to go to the ER today.

Sounds like something I would say! ha ha!

[MrsK]

Ooh, I was looking for this thread yesterday:

" No, Mommy doesn't get a potty prize; she's been using the potty for over 35 years."

"Don't do that, Hon. You'll pee on your ding-ding/on your monkey/in your eye."

"You remember Tucker. He is the nice boy who let you play with his toys and wear his pants."

"You dance so nicely but I hope you have greater goals than dancing with your pants off."
"

[ladymoreta]

"You dance so nicely but I hope you have greater goals than dancing with your pants off."

Haha! One of the highlights of DS's evening is dancing naked in front of the bathroom mirror before his bath!

[MrsK]

Lots of bizzare statements about balls today, such as:

"Isn't it nice of him to let you play with his balls?"

"Please be nice to those babies and don't kick their balls."

[samssugarmomma]

"If someone sticks their naked butt in your face, turn your head"

followed by

"don't stick your naked butt in your sister's face"