Everyday my life is rich with Saturday Night Live material.
DS #1 : Hey Mom remember how I said that you don't walk like other moms?
Me: Yes? (feeling fairly certain that my well intentioned seven year old is going to say something horribly embarrassing, true, or both.)
DS #1: Well I know who you walk like. The women athletes on TV ...you know the Olympics! They walk like they want to take someones face off. (small pause)
Except they are a LOT taller than you mom. SO MUCH TALLER. (I try not to sigh.)
And they look much more fierce. Like they want to WIN EVERYTHING. (more pausing)
You walk like them. Do you want to win everything? Is that why we are the first people at the bus stop everyday?
As a former college athlete this just cracks me up. A tiny part of me is pleased that I STILL walk like an athlete...according to my seven year old. I've got that going for me, which is nice.
DS #1 : Hey Mom remember how I said that you don't walk like other moms?
Me: Yes? (feeling fairly certain that my well intentioned seven year old is going to say something horribly embarrassing, true, or both.)
DS #1: Well I know who you walk like. The women athletes on TV ...you know the Olympics! They walk like they want to take someones face off. (small pause)
Except they are a LOT taller than you mom. SO MUCH TALLER. (I try not to sigh.)
And they look much more fierce. Like they want to WIN EVERYTHING. (more pausing)
You walk like them. Do you want to win everything? Is that why we are the first people at the bus stop everyday?
As a former college athlete this just cracks me up. A tiny part of me is pleased that I STILL walk like an athlete...according to my seven year old. I've got that going for me, which is nice.
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