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ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE

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  • ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE

    >
    >It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are
    >female jokes, and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
    >true female joke.
    >I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it And men will
    >pass it along to a woman who will love it.
    >
    >A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
    >girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
    >middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
    >take her eyes off him.
    >
    >The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
    >directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her
    >apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
    >"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
    >matter how kinky, for $20.00......
    >on one
    >condition"
    >
    >Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man
    >replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
    >words."
    >
    >The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly
    >removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's
    >hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
    >slowly And meaningfully said....
    >
    >"Clean my house."
    ~shacked up with an ob/gyn~

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    Wife to NSG out of training, mom to 2, 10 & 8, and a beagle with wings.

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      kris
      ~Mom of 5, married to an ID doc
      ~A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

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