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>It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are
>female jokes, and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
>true female joke.
>I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it And men will
>pass it along to a woman who will love it.
>
>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
>girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
>middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
>take her eyes off him.
>
>The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
>directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her
>apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
>"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
>matter how kinky, for $20.00......
>on one
>condition"
>
>Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man
>replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
>words."
>
>The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly
>removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's
>hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
>slowly And meaningfully said....
>
>"Clean my house."
>It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are
>female jokes, and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a
>true female joke.
>I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it And men will
>pass it along to a woman who will love it.
>
>A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
>girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
>middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
>take her eyes off him.
>
>The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
>directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her
>apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
>"I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
>matter how kinky, for $20.00......
>on one
>condition"
>
>Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition Was. The man
>replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three
>words."
>
>The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly
>removed a $20 bill from her purse, Which she pressed into the man's
>hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and
>slowly And meaningfully said....
>
>"Clean my house."
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