1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
2. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tome, "code 3 in housewares"....and see what happens.
4. Move a "Caution - Wet Floor' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the outdoor department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
7. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
8. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
9. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
I like #2
2. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tome, "code 3 in housewares"....and see what happens.
4. Move a "Caution - Wet Floor' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the outdoor department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
7. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"
8. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
9. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
I like #2
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