things to do while at Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

2. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tome, "code 3 in housewares"....and see what happens.

4. Move a "Caution - Wet Floor' sign to a carpeted area.

5. Set up a tent in the outdoor department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

6. Dart around the store suspiciously humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

7. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!"

8. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

9. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"



I like #2

Re: things to do while at Walmart

2. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

:happyrolling:
In 8th grade, my best friend and I were shopping with her mom at the Day After Thanksgiving Sale at Kohls. We snuck some very sexy men's bikini undies in her cart. We thought we were hilarious. We had to go hide b/c we kept giggling about it. Boy, was her mom suprised when she got up to the register and pulled those out of her cart. I'm sure she was thinking WTF???