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  • One Sentence

    These are true stories, told in one sentence.

    http://www.onesentence.org/stories/2566/

    This one cracks me up:

    My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that "WTF" means "Wow, That's Funny" and has been using it all over the internet.

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    I love One Sentence! There's a lot more great ones than lame ones, IMO. A lot of them don't so much meet the goal of telling a complete story in one sentence, but rather would make a great opening line in a novel.
    Married to a hematopathologist seven years out of training.
    Raising three girls, 11, 9, and 2.

    “That was the thing about the world: it wasn't that things were harder than you thought they were going to be, it was that they were hard in ways that you didn't expect.”
    Lev Grossman, The Magician King

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    • #3
      Re: One Sentence

      This one had to be written by an iMSNer

      The correct response to your wife after coming home from an emergency call only to find that your son had caught the majority of the backyard on fire is not, "That's what you called me home for?"
      Wife and #1 Fan of Attending Adult & Geriatric Psychiatrist.

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      • #4
        Re: One Sentence

        Awesome.

        Here's my favorite for today:

        When the strange man wouldn't quit staring at me while I nursed my baby, I finally lost it and asked him if he wanted some for his coffee.

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