One Sentence

These are true stories, told in one sentence.

http://www.onesentence.org/stories/2566/

This one cracks me up:

My 8-year-old sister proudly declared that she knows that "WTF" means "Wow, That's Funny" and has been using it all over the internet.

[Auspicious]

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I love One Sentence! There's a lot more great ones than lame ones, IMO. A lot of them don't so much meet the goal of telling a complete story in one sentence, but rather would make a great opening line in a novel.

[MrsK]

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This one had to be written by an iMSNer

The correct response to your wife after coming home from an emergency call only to find that your son had caught the majority of the backyard on fire is not, "That's what you called me home for?"

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Awesome.

Here's my favorite for today:

When the strange man wouldn't quit staring at me while I nursed my baby, I finally lost it and asked him if he wanted some for his coffee.