Okay, here's another funny site that's made it into my "check daily" favorites folder: http://mylifeisaverage.com
Today, I was the only one crossing the street. I felt like the center of attention between all the drivers in the cars. MLIA.
Today, I was eating chicken fingers. There was only supposed to be six chicken fingers in the box, but I counted seven. I felt like I cheated the system until I realized I had miscounted. MLIA.
Today, my brother asked what I'd done the night before. I said "your mom". Then it got awkward because I realized we had the same mom. MLIA
Today, I was driving to work, and was stopped at a red light. I saw the odometer it was 180992. My birthday is 18th September 1992. I thought this was cool. MLIA
Today, while driving on the highway, a plane flew by and its large shadow passed over the highway. Even though I knew it was a plane, I secretly wanted it to be a pterodactyl. Mlia
Today, I was in a bad mood. I decided to change my cursor into a blue dinosaur to cheer me up. It worked. MLIA.
Today, I was trying to get the last bit of water out of my empty cup. As I tipped my cup toward my mouth, all the ice fell on my face. MLIA
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