My Life is Average

[ladymoreta]

Okay, here's another funny site that's made it into my "check daily" favorites folder: http://mylifeisaverage.com

Today, I was the only one crossing the street. I felt like the center of attention between all the drivers in the cars. MLIA.

Today, I was eating chicken fingers. There was only supposed to be six chicken fingers in the box, but I counted seven. I felt like I cheated the system until I realized I had miscounted. MLIA.

Today, my brother asked what I'd done the night before. I said "your mom". Then it got awkward because I realized we had the same mom. MLIA

Today, I was driving to work, and was stopped at a red light. I saw the odometer it was 180992. My birthday is 18th September 1992. I thought this was cool. MLIA

Today, while driving on the highway, a plane flew by and its large shadow passed over the highway. Even though I knew it was a plane, I secretly wanted it to be a pterodactyl. Mlia

Today, I was in a bad mood. I decided to change my cursor into a blue dinosaur to cheer me up. It worked. MLIA.

Today, I was trying to get the last bit of water out of my empty cup. As I tipped my cup toward my mouth, all the ice fell on my face. MLIA

[Thirteen]

This site is funny - forwarding it to my friends

-A

[seaside*bliss]

very funny =) I also like fml.com

This cracked me up. Thanks for that!

[JC76]

Maybe it's my sense of humor... I found this site sooooo funny. Thanks for posting. I immediately posted a link to it on my facebook page so my other friends with completely random senses of humor could also enjoy.

[Pollyanna]

Just some MLIA fun to brighten your day. We spend WAY to much time on this site at our house

Today I got a physical. I'd been waiting in the examining room in my paper robe for half an hour and was trying to find ways to amuse myself. The doctor walked in to find me standing on the examining table, lifting up a ceiling panel and humming the james bond theme song. MLIA

Today, I was on mystery google and I typed something random into the search engine. I got a phone number and a message that said "Text this number, ask for your mission, complete the mission, and post this on MLIA." I texted the number, all it said was "Dress like a ninja, Run down the street. Do you accept?" I did accept. I'm still in costume. Thank you stranger. MLIA

Today, I was in the car with my mother, and she started to discuss my grades and some business matters with me. My iPod was plugged in, so I switched it to the Lion King Soundtrack. She stopped talking, forgot about the importance of what she was saying, and sang with Simba for the entire car ride. I've been doing this all week. MLIA.

Yesterday in Physics someone's phone went off to the tune of the Justice League. After the professor paused his lecture to acknowledge the phone, the kid answered his phone and replied, "The University is in trouble?! We're on our way!" The kid stood up, ripped off his t-shirt, revealed the Superman costume underneath, and exclaimed "Super Friends, Assemble!" Scattered across the class of about 150, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Green Lantern, and Flash all stood up and promptly left the class to save Auburn University. MLIA

[HouseofWool]

very funny =) I also like fml.com

I can't get fml.com to come up... What is it?

[Pollyanna]

I can't get fml.com to come up... What is it?

You need to go to http://www.fmylife.com. Not nearly as funny as MLIA, I find FML to be a downer, which I get is kind of their point but meh.

[poky]

http://itmademyday.com/ is even better. Occasionally, they're a little mean-spirited, but usually they're great.

THANK YOU! I needed a big ol grin right now, heheh.

(and why does all that sound familiar? )

Thanks for posting the site...Always nice to have a good laugh!