Top Ten signs that you are married to a dawktor

[Chrisada]

One of DH's patient's boyfriends brought her a vibrator why she was there in labor. It was just out for everyone to see. OB/GYNs always have interesting stories!

[alison]

Dh has no idea why the dad was naked. I think he thought he was going to do some skin to skin with the baby, and misjudged how long it would take for it to arrive. Why he needed to be entirely naked, I have zero clue!

[ladymoreta]

ROFL! When I was pregnant with DS, I took the childbirth class. They mentioned that they don't have bathtubs available, but they're fine with the moms taking a shower if they want. Then she said, "for the fathers, bring a bathing suit, or we'll talk about you at the nursing station later!"

[alison]

Hahahaha! Dh has brought home several "love letters" from new moms who have contacted dh. My favorite (and one that I kept) says "you looked deep into my eyes and held my hands." When dh is being moody, I tell him that I want him to be the guy who looks into my eyes and holds my hands. Baaaarf!