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    Bad joke

    A pirate walks into a bar, bellys to the bar and orders a drink.

    The bartender notices a steering wheel in the pirates pants.

    The bartender asks 'Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?'

    The pirate replies 'Arrggh, it drives me nuts'
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      You know what's crazy about that joke, is why is the guy a pirate? That actually has no bearing on the joke, it's like whoever wrote it just decided to make the guy a pirate because pirates are inherently funny. 8) I like it.
      Married to a hematopathologist seven years out of training.
      Raising three girls, 11, 9, and 2.

      “That was the thing about the world: it wasn't that things were harder than you thought they were going to be, it was that they were hard in ways that you didn't expect.”
      ― Lev Grossman, The Magician King

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      • #4
        I think the "Arggghhh" part is supposed to be said with as a pirate-y sound "Arggghhh".

        Here's another pirate joke (but way lame). What is a pirate's favorite beer?

        "P.B. Arrrrggghhh"

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        • #5
          On second examination, the double meaning on "it drives me nuts" will only work if the speaker is someone using a dialect in which me=my (it drives me nuts / it drives my nuts) so the speaker would, in fact, have to be a pirate. Or maybe a leprechaun.



          (Ahh, another thing I've sucked all the joy out of by overexamining it. Incorrectly. My work here is done. )
          Married to a hematopathologist seven years out of training.
          Raising three girls, 11, 9, and 2.

          “That was the thing about the world: it wasn't that things were harder than you thought they were going to be, it was that they were hard in ways that you didn't expect.”
          ― Lev Grossman, The Magician King

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          • #6
            Originally posted by nmh
            Here's another pirate joke (but way lame). What is a pirate's favorite beer?

            "P.B. Arrrrggghhh"
            I don't get it... ??
            ~Jane

            -Wife of urology attending.
            -SAHM to three great kiddos (2 boys, 1 girl!)

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            • #7
              PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon)

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              • #8
                Originally posted by nmh
                PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon)
                Oh. Thanks.
                ~Jane

                -Wife of urology attending.
                -SAHM to three great kiddos (2 boys, 1 girl!)

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                • #9
                  Who knew a pirate joke would generate so may responses? I didn't get the PBR joke at first either...
                  Awake is the new sleep!

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                  • #10
                    I love you guys! The way that you all reveal your authentic selves, nueroses included, make me smile.

                    Kelly
                    In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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                    • #11
                      I'm such a loser-- the first joke makes me laugh everytime I read it!

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