movie lines applicable to medicine

[houseelf]

DH and I have a few movie lines that we have slightly altered to make them apply to residency:

From StarWars

Yoda: "When 800+ years you reach, look as good you will not!"

Surgery Resident in Yoda voice: "When 7+ years of residency you reach, look as good you will not!"

From The Firm

wife of partner to prospective associate's wife:

"The Firm encourages children, it keeps the wives around".

Translates to "The program encourages children, it keeps the wives around".

Kelly

From Toy Story while watching Sid perform "surgery" on Hannah's doll:

"I don't think that man's EVER been to medical school."

In our life, referring to a multitude of things:

"I don't think that man's EVER been to medical school."

No alteration here. From Jim Carrey's character in Dumb and Dumber to the undercover cop: I don't know.....and I DON'T CARE!

That would be DH to particularly histrionic pts. Good thing he switched specialties.

Or me if he complains too much.