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    > An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of

    >tests, the last of which had left his bodily ;systems extremely upset.


    >Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the


    >latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed


    >with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain
    rational.

    > In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered

    >up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

    > A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on

    >him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently

    >trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled

    >sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

    > As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at

    >the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his
    laughter),

    >and

    > who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What

    >the heck is going on here?"

    > The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the

    >shit out of a ghost."

    > Happy Halloween
    ~shacked up with an ob/gyn~

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      That is another good one!!

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        Love it!

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