the bed sheets

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> An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of

>tests, the last of which had left his bodily ;systems extremely upset.


>Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the


>latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed


>with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain
rational.

> In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered

>up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

> A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on

>him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently

>trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled

>sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

> As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at

>the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his
laughter),

>and

> who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, "What

>the heck is going on here?"

> The drunk, still staring down replied: "I think I just beat the

>shit out of a ghost."

> Happy Halloween

That is another good one!!

[Bittersweet]

Love it!