female chauvinist pigs

At least there isn't a ping pong ball cozy. :!

I think you mean a "Willie Warmer".

http://www.dangliebits.com/warmers.html

[Rapunzel]

Here you go, Tracy!

http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/

the internet is an amazing thing. i guess there truly is a place for everyone's special talents!

Person #1: Do you have any hobbies?
Person #2: Oh yes! I crochet vulvas into ear muffs, purses, tampon holders, etc. and sell them on the internet.
Person #1: Fantastic! Why just the other day I was thinking to myself "Why is it I can't cover my ears with an anatomically correct representation of my vulva?"

Seriously, how much money can you bring in from something like that? Kind of a very small niche market I imagine.

I love my body, but I'm not going to put a representation of my hoo-hoo on as decoration! I think it's a similar concept to those t-shirts you see women wear that have a life-size woman's body wearing a scanty bikini. It's your body, you love it, Great! Just keep it to yourself....

Jennifer

I don't know that I would wear the hoo-hoo either (but doubt anyone would recognize it!). But I would sure like one of those booby scarfs. Too cool and I don't think it would stick out. Maybe the heart scarf would be a bet.

[Rapunzel]

I missed the booby scarves - is there a link?

Jennifer

There was a whole lot of linking going on, so you might have missed it.
Here it is:
http://www.marblehead.net/amy/knittyF04surp.pdf

The heart scarf is towards the bottom.

[Rapunzel]

OK, yeah, the booby scarf is a whole lot more subtle.

I saw the link for the knitted womb (which struck me as really funny) and the willy-warmers but I guess I missed the booby link. Thanks, Nellie!

Now the big question: Is anyone here going to make any of these items? If you do, post pictures!

Jennifer

[spotty_dog]

Now the big question: Is anyone here going to make any of these items? If you do, post pictures!

Now, that sounds like a challenge!

When's Nellie's birthday again...

[PrincessFiona]

But I would sure like one of those booby scarfs.

You just made it frightfully easy for your secret santa this year!

Now the big question: Is anyone here going to make any of these items? If you do, post pictures!

Now, that sounds like a challenge!

When's Nellie's birthday again...

A few months ago....but boy would I love a boobie scarf to keep my boobies warm.

[BonBon]

But I would sure like one of those booby scarfs.

Without the knitted nipples, though, 'k? Too bad I don't know how to knit, I'd make DH the willie warmer.

The "Muff Ear Muffs"... :!

[Rapunzel]

OK, so I showed these to my husband and his reaction to the knit womb:

"Wow that's cool! I wish they had more knit anatomy."



He's secretly a raging, wanna-knit feminist, that man. (He thought everything else was pretty funny).



Jennifer

He's secretly a raging, wanna-knit feminist, that man. (He thought everything else was pretty funny).



Jennifer

Yet another piece of motivation for finishing residency.

Dagny, I think I would skip the knitted nipple part. I looked at the pattern again and it looks a little out of my league.

[DCJenn]

My SIL reported in that she spit coffee out through her nose when she opened my email. Luckily it wasn't too hot or she'd have had her third nose job...

Jenn

[spotty_dog]

Reviving the knitted body part theme...

http://www.knitty.com/ISSUEfall05/PATTbits.html

[Rapunzel]

Warning: Do not wear a Tit Bit with a weight onto an airplane, as it may be confiscated as a dangerous projectile. Make yourself a non-weighted travel titty instead.)

Jennifer