Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail!

Are her eyes brown? She looks so different in the CNN photo. . .

[rainbabies]

yup, they're brown. she wears blue contacts.

why do i know this about her?

No way! I had no idea. . .she looks so much better with brown! She struck me as looking sweet and innocent in the photo.

[Tenacious_D]

Maybe part of her new self will be actually being herself (brown eyes included). Notice how "normal" sister Nicky became when she went to being a brunette.

[SuzySunshine]

She's going to be on Larry King live tonight if anyone is interested...

[rainbabies]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VdNcCcweL0&eurl=

[DCJenn]

Good for her. now if we could get the rest of them to shut up about Paris, Nicki, Lindsay, Brittney, etc.

Jenn

From the blog Hollywood Farmgirl:

Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Dear Larry,

There are not many people who are blessed to have a position such as the one in which you find yourself today. I knew your name from years ago. I knew that if someone was on Larry's show, it was a big deal. That guest would be smart, contributive, and poignant. I would walk away from your interviews, Larry, feeling as if I'd just been let in on a secret dinner conversation. I used to find your questions imaginative, original, and somewhat interesting and clever. Your suspenders, with matching ties... really, that is such a cute idea. It spells class all the way.
Your show used to have movers and shakers on it. Your show was once significant to the American society, as your show was not only entertaining, but educational and provokative as well. What a legacy you had going, Larry! Unheard of! Unprecedented! CNN! YOU! THE FIRST! GOOO LARRY!


Is it true you bumped Michael Moore from your show to interview a celebrity famous for her porn and drunk driving? Really? Remember Michael Moore? He made Farenheit 911? Changed how we Americans viewed the war? Perhaps your manorexia has caused your brain to eat itself, and you don't recall. Or, maybe, CNN is owned by some neo-cons, and the decision wasn't really up to you, it was up to the people who own CNN? Either way, Larry, I am sure you are hitting yourself. I know, I can't imagine if I had to be you and sit there across fom some poptart who's labia has seen more sunshine than Cheney's drunk chrome on a hunting afternoon. I can't imagine what you will have to tell yourself as you prep for that interview in the makeup chair.Just remember, Larry, as history is written, there will be proof spilled everywhere, like ink. The truth will berry-stain: impossible to forget stain... And you know what? I am going to look back at this time, a time when real journalists could have saved us all some grief by reporting truth instead of soaps, and I will laugh and say "Remember how Larry King dumped Michael Moore for Paris Hilton?"

Or maybe I won't. I'll probably have forgotten about you, Larry, and your gossip show. You just became forgettable.

Have a good interview, Larry. I'm off to see SICKO, and try to see about changing this world, not my ratings.

Sincerely,
Hollywood Farmgirl

http://hollywoodfarmgirl.blogspot.com/

[rainbabies]

could this be who she gets it from?








GAWD!! HER OWN MOTHER!!! :huh:

Just read Paris' "story" while getting my toesies painted. She read the Bible while in jail. And lots of self-help books. Yeah, right. And the pictures they took of her at her grandfather's estate ... attempting to make her look pure and angelic. BARF.

She's more at home with the stripper pole in her living room.

[rainbabies]

oh dear!

LOS ANGELES — Paris Hilton is officially ready to go from parties to parenthood. The hotel heiress has told the U.K. edition of Elle magazine she’s planning to pop as early as next year.

"I just started working out and it feels great. It gives me so much energy," she said. "I want kids next year, so I've got to get my body ready."

And for all the guys out there who wouldn’t mind fathering Hilton's baby, the single celeb has a "Simple" syllabus:

"I used to care about looks, but I've grown out of that stage," Paris said. "They have to be a good person, someone I know would be a good husband, loyal and funny and smart. And somebody I can trust, with good chemistry. But I don't know, I like a guy who can make me laugh."

Speaking of laughter, the reality star also is fed up with her public perception as a comical "cartoon character."

"It makes me mad that I'm such a good person and I'm treated like that by some people -- I just don't get it," she said.

Among the possible fathers ... FOXNews.com spies spotted the "Simple Life" sensation at a recent Hollywood party with the NASCAR Nextel Cup drivers, at which she apparently took a liking to driver Kasey Kahne.

However, the heiress reportedly was rejected but promptly proceeded to work her charm on another driver, Denny Hamlin, who was overheard saying that he has a girlfriend…

[planet]

:thud: After seeing those shots of mommy hilton all I can say is...please paris, don't reproduce.

[SuzySunshine]

OMG is right - what is with these people? :huh:

next year? it's not a freakin' puppy dog!

[planet]

Re: Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail!

Whoever turned me on to gofugyourself.com
Paris in her serious opera role: