Re: I need your help!
Man, I'm so glad others have already touched on the NW fashion disaster thing. Being a native PNW'er, I've witnessed all sorts of crimes against fashion, particularly at ritzy functions in Portland. I can't tell you how many times I've seen what looked like homeless people attending a show at the Schnitz.
Honestly, if you're not wearing something that looks like you attend Reed College (ie, torn fishnet tights, day-glo green hair, and anything involving paper clips and safety pins), you'll likely be considered well put-together. Remember, this is the land of Birkenstocks, REI, hipster attempts, and where flannel goes to die a horrible death.
I have a feeling you'll look spectacular.
Man, I'm so glad others have already touched on the NW fashion disaster thing. Being a native PNW'er, I've witnessed all sorts of crimes against fashion, particularly at ritzy functions in Portland. I can't tell you how many times I've seen what looked like homeless people attending a show at the Schnitz.
Honestly, if you're not wearing something that looks like you attend Reed College (ie, torn fishnet tights, day-glo green hair, and anything involving paper clips and safety pins), you'll likely be considered well put-together. Remember, this is the land of Birkenstocks, REI, hipster attempts, and where flannel goes to die a horrible death.
I have a feeling you'll look spectacular.
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