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Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kris
Kris
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~Mom of 5, married to an ID doc
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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays to everyone from New Jersey.
LuanneLuanne
wife, mother, nurse practitioner
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Happy Holidays from dreary Ohio!!Comment
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Merry Christmas from north Texas!
SallyWife of an OB/Gyn, mom to three boys, middle school choir teacher.
"I don't know when Dad will be home."Comment
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Merry Christmas from chilly San Antonio!
JennComment
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Merry Christmas from Kansas City!!!
Awake is the new sleep!
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Merry Christmas from Canada!
Kids say the funniest things. Today I was making the Christmas dinner. Turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, the whole nine yards. My four year old was watching me baste "Mr. Turkey". The exchange went something like this...
Natalie: Mommy is the turkey dead?
Mommy: Yes sweetheart.
Natalie: Oh. Mommy, did somebody cut off its head?
Mommy: Yes, Natalie.
Natalie: Oh. Mommy is MY neck and head full of stuffing?
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I laughed so hard it hurt! Kids say the funniest things. Merry Christmas.
JanetComment
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Janet-
I was on the phone with my very good friend last night who told me this little story:
She said to her four year old daughter- "What do you think we should get Zach (her oldest) for Christmas?" Her daughter thought about it and said" well, he's really in to hockey, so maybe a new hockey stick." so she asked what they should get Duncan (her middle child) and her daughter thought long and hard and said, "well, Dunc really like skateboards, so maybe he should get a new skateboard". So, then seeing as she had thought so carefully about the boys interests and hobbies, my friend asked her daughter what they would get for her, their mother.
Her daughter pauses and said, in all seriousness, "Mama, you need the Magic" My friend said "what Magic?". "You need the Magic of the Clorox Touch, so that you can get all of the grass stains out from our pants". My friend said she nearly wet her pants she was laughing so hard. Then apparently when her husband took the kids to get her present, Robyn really wanted to get her a bottle of bleach. When her husband said that my friend already had a bottle of bleach, their daughter said, "well, maybe we should get mama that Oxy-Clean stuff".
So.... out of the mouth of babes.
JennComment
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That is hilarious, Jenn! Kids do say funny things--absolutely!Comment
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Janet and Jenn....these are hilarious stories!!!
Thanks for sharing!
Kris~Mom of 5, married to an ID doc
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