Feel free to add your own but this is my gem for the night-
He's at poker night. I heard something under the stairs. I open the door to the closet under the stairs and there is a baby possum sitting on the unopened bag of dog food. Not a tiny baby but more like a teenager possum. (Teenager possum gang initiation- go steal dog food from a house with three cats and two dogs?) So the cat (Gonzo- my big teenager cat) goes in the closet and the possum runs off (so glad he didn't 'play possum') and it took me 20 minutes to get the cat out of the closet.
I HATE rodents- even 'good ones' like possums are (they eat mice and cockroaches, along with the very expensive dog food) so I'm totally skeeved out. I am such a girl. I called the good dawkter and told him he needed to cut the poker game short and get home.
J.
He's at poker night. I heard something under the stairs. I open the door to the closet under the stairs and there is a baby possum sitting on the unopened bag of dog food. Not a tiny baby but more like a teenager possum. (Teenager possum gang initiation- go steal dog food from a house with three cats and two dogs?) So the cat (Gonzo- my big teenager cat) goes in the closet and the possum runs off (so glad he didn't 'play possum') and it took me 20 minutes to get the cat out of the closet.
I HATE rodents- even 'good ones' like possums are (they eat mice and cockroaches, along with the very expensive dog food) so I'm totally skeeved out. I am such a girl. I called the good dawkter and told him he needed to cut the poker game short and get home.
J.
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