Christmas tree?

[moonlight]

Potted trees seem to be the hot new thing, but the one I saw in some catalog was meant to be used one year and then planted. Some services send you a potted tree, then pick it up after the holidays and plant it in the forest somewhere.

I tried to convince him the pot would be so big that it would be really difficult to deal with. I have a friend that was bit by a spider a few years ago when decorating her real Christmas tree. It was a really bad bite and turned into a ordeal. If I kept a potted tree outside all year and brought it in for a month how could I make sure I wasn't bringing all kinds of bugs and spiders in with it??

Maybe having a temporary potted tree would be better... Better idea I think.

[Deebs]

In our neighborhood, many people get a tree, and then plant it in their yard after Christmas. There are 8 trees in your yard that started that way.

[Chrisada]

Aaaaand he just put a red light bulb in our porch light. I'm done.

[diggitydot]

Aaaaand he just put a red light bulb in our porch light. I'm done.

[HouseofWool]

Aaaaand he just put a red light bulb in our porch light. I'm done.

Seriously? Does he not understand all of the implications of a red light?

[Chrisada]

I'm soooo done with this. He said well it was labeled as a Christmas holiday light. Our neighbor has one too but they have a green and red one. It's coming out now.

[Chrisada]

Yeah, all I need is a whore light on while DH is on nights.

[diggitydot]

Don't worry about the implications of a red light. They're all over here during the holidays. Unless you're in the hooker district in Amaterdam or Vegas, I don't think anyone really gives is a second thought.

[Chrisada]

So they're actually common? I've only seen our neighbor's...and now ours.

[HouseofWool]

I realize they are common during the holidays, but that doesn't mean they are in good taste. The Dawkter is cracking me up! And you are a good sport for putting up with the crazy ass decorations!

[Chrisada]

I have this beautiful silver leaf wreath up that does not go with the tackiness. at. all. He told me I should replace it with a lit up wreath. This is also the man who loves shopping and nice ties and suits. I cannot figure this shit out!

[HouseofWool]

I have this beautiful silver leaf wreath up that does not go with the tackiness. at. all. He told me I should replace it with a lit up wreath. This is also the man who loves shopping and nice ties and suits. I cannot figure this shit out!

I love it!

[moonlight]

I have this beautiful silver leaf wreath up that does not go with the tackiness. at. all. He told me I should replace it with a lit up wreath. This is also the man who loves shopping and nice ties and suits. I cannot figure this shit out!

Your hubby is cracking me up!! Any chance he's doing this to get a rise out of out??

[Chrisada]

Nope. This somehow is all him. He would pull a Clark Grizwold if he weren't forbidden to climb on the roof.

[v-girl]

23 ft of lights is not enough for an 8 ft tree. Just got back from Target with two more boxes of lights, more decorations, some more presents, etc. keep in mind we haven't done our outside decorations yet.