You know you are married to a doctor when.......

[Alacrity]

Phone messages from spouse;
"...I just I relocated to guy shoulder and he popped it back out. The fire alarm went off I don't know if we've got a fire but we definitely have a water main break in the ED's flooding out. So we're doing damage control right now and I still to put this guy shoulder back and so I don't think we're going to make the movie tonight...."
[Word for word transcription]

[Alacrity]

Life with doctor wife;
Me; "My TPO is about 100 times normal, is that bad?"
Wife, half asleep; "What does that have to do with shoes?"
Me; "Go back to sleep"

[Howfunitis]

Life with doctor wife;
Me; "My TPO is about 100 times normal, is that bad?"
Wife, half asleep; "What does that have to do with shoes?"
Me; "Go back to sleep"

Hahahahaha


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[ladymoreta]

Pretty sure I've shared this one before...

*DH sweetly holding my hand and petting my arm*
DH: "I really want to start an IV in your arm right now."

[SoonerTexan]

Lol! Way to be creepy!




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[gcuthbe1]

When you stop googling and start searching for published and cited research studies....
#pregnancymakesmecrazy

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[MrsK]

Hubby gets home, greeted by frazzled wife/SAHM to 3 kids under 6.

Wife (handing baby to Hubby): "Thank goodness you're home. I haven't been able to go to the bathroom all day."

Hubby (looking confused and oblivious to the mayhem surrounding him): "Why? Are you constipated?"

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[MrsSz]

Rookie mistake: sure I'll stop and bring you food on my way out of town on a 3.5 HR drive with toddler and dog. "I'll be down in 10 minutes please don't leave." still sitting here 50 minutes later. 🎉🙄🖕🏻I should have known better


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[MrsK]

Rookie mistake: sure I'll stop and bring you food on my way out of town on a 3.5 HR drive with toddler and dog. "I'll be down in 10 minutes please don't leave." still sitting here 50 minutes later. 🎉🙄🖕🏻I should have known better


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At my bridal shower a dawkter's wife advised me to never make dinner until his car is in the driveway.

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[Thirteen]

Me, to DH: "Give me your new phone: I need to turn the LoJack feature on."

DH, to DS: "Don't worry! I'll go get the otoscope and a curette."

DH, to me: "The new job wants me to wear a white coat. Crap."






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[MrsSz]

At my bridal shower a dawkter's wife advised me to never make dinner until his car is in the driveway.

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Even worse. I was dropping food at the hospital


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[MrsK]

Your 5yo tells you he "needs to finish one more note" before going to bed....and playing doctor actually includes doing notes.

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[MrsC]

DS this morning after not seeing DH at all yesterday: Where's Daddy? Is he lost? I'll go find him.
Me: He's at work baby. There are a lot of sick people in the hospital right now and Daddy has to help make them better. Hopefully you'll see him this evening.
DS: When I grow up I'm gonna be a doctor so I can help Daddy and he can come home!
Me... heartbroken

[rufflesanddots]

DS this morning after not seeing DH at all yesterday: Where's Daddy? Is he lost? I'll go find him.
Me: He's at work baby. There are a lot of sick people in the hospital right now and Daddy has to help make them better. Hopefully you'll see him this evening.
DS: When I grow up I'm gonna be a doctor so I can help Daddy and he can come home!
Me... heartbroken

Oh man. Gut punch.

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[Phoebe]

At the gym, you approach your peds-specialty husband and another guy who are having a conversation. The topic is the man's anal fistula. 😳


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