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We took the kids to the elementary school carnival yesterday. My 5yo son won a rubber chicken. When he got home, he discovered that the rubber chicken sticks to walls when you throw it at a wall because what else would a 5yo boy do with a rubber chicken?
I told him repeatedly to stop throwing the rubber chicken at stuff.
We have dinner during which he spills his milk twice because he's a 5yo. I send him upstairs to change his clothes. A few minutes later, he comes downstairs totally nude.
I ask, " What's happening? Where are your clothes?" He responds, "I was throwing the rubber chicken and now it's stuck to my ceiling and I can't get it down." His room has a vaulted ceiling. We just have to wait for the chicken to fall down.
"I told you not to throw the rubber chicken! Please go put on your clothes."
10 minutes later, 5yo returns. Still naked. "My toy dinosaur is broken!!!"
"Where are your pants? How did you break the dinosaur?"
"Well, I was throwing it at the rubber chicken. It hit the ceiling and now my dinosaur is broken."
"STOP THROWING STUFF AT THE CEILING!"
This morning, he woke me at 6am. He's standing over my bed. "Mommy, the chicken is still on my ceiling....."
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We took the kids to the elementary school carnival yesterday. My 5yo son won a rubber chicken. When he got home, he discovered that the rubber chicken sticks to walls when you throw it at a wall because what else would a 5yo boy do with a rubber chicken?
I told him repeatedly to stop throwing the rubber chicken at stuff.
We have dinner during which he spills his milk twice because he's a 5yo. I send him upstairs to change his clothes. A few minutes later, he comes downstairs totally nude.
I ask, " What's happening? Where are your clothes?" He responds, "I was throwing the rubber chicken and now it's stuck to my ceiling and I can't get it down." His room has a vaulted ceiling. We just have to wait for the chicken to fall down.
"I told you not to throw the rubber chicken! Please go put on your clothes."
10 minutes later, 5yo returns. Still naked. "My toy dinosaur is broken!!!"
"Where are your pants? How did you break the dinosaur?"
"Well, I was throwing it at the rubber chicken. It hit the ceiling and now my dinosaur is broken."
"STOP THROWING STUFF AT THE CEILING!"
This morning, he woke me at 6am. He's standing over my bed. "Mommy, the chicken is still on my ceiling....."
Sent from my SM-G920V using Tapatalk
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