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  • The Rubber Chicken

    Funny story.

    We took the kids to the elementary school carnival yesterday. My 5yo son won a rubber chicken. When he got home, he discovered that the rubber chicken sticks to walls when you throw it at a wall because what else would a 5yo boy do with a rubber chicken?

    I told him repeatedly to stop throwing the rubber chicken at stuff.

    We have dinner during which he spills his milk twice because he's a 5yo. I send him upstairs to change his clothes. A few minutes later, he comes downstairs totally nude.

    I ask, " What's happening? Where are your clothes?" He responds, "I was throwing the rubber chicken and now it's stuck to my ceiling and I can't get it down." His room has a vaulted ceiling. We just have to wait for the chicken to fall down.

    "I told you not to throw the rubber chicken! Please go put on your clothes."

    10 minutes later, 5yo returns. Still naked. "My toy dinosaur is broken!!!"

    "Where are your pants? How did you break the dinosaur?"

    "Well, I was throwing it at the rubber chicken. It hit the ceiling and now my dinosaur is broken."

    "STOP THROWING STUFF AT THE CEILING!"

    This morning, he woke me at 6am. He's standing over my bed. "Mommy, the chicken is still on my ceiling....."

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    Last edited by MrsK; 11-06-2016, 04:55 PM.
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    😂


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    • #3
      Ha!
      Sandy
      Wife of EM Attending, Web Programmer, mom to one older lady scaredy-cat and one sweet-but-dumb younger boy kitty

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      • #4
        LOL!! We had a runaway mylar helium balloon stuck in our vaulted living room ceiling for months.
        Laurie
        My team: DH (anesthesiologist), DS (9), DD (8)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ladymoreta View Post
          LOL!! We had a runaway mylar helium balloon stuck in our vaulted living room ceiling for months.
          We've got one of those in our bedroom and one in the foyer.

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          • #6
            oh that is hilarious. lol.
            -L.Jane

            Wife to a wonderful General Surgeon
            Mom to a sweet but stubborn boy born April 2014
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            • #7
              Allison - professor; wife to a urology attending; mom to baby girl E (11/13), baby boy C (2/16), and a spoiled cat; knitter and hoarder of yarn; photographer

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              • #8
                Lol!


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                • #9
                  Classic!

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                  • #10
                    The babysitter says he asked her to get the rubber chicken off his ceiling tonight. She's taller than me but not that tall. You know, even if DrK gets up there with a step ladder and a broom, our son will find a way to get that rubber chicken stuck to the ceiling again almost instantly.

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                    • #11
                      I hadn't read this yet. I chose the best day. Thanks for the laugh!


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                      Wife to EP, just trying to keep up with my FOUR busy kids!

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                      • #12
                        And the rubber chicken is still on the ceiling.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MrsK View Post
                          And the rubber chicken is still on the ceiling.

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                          You have great kids.


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                          • #14


                            Day 4 of the Rubber Chicken Standoff.

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                            • #15
                              omg. Im laughing so hard I'm crying. I love this thread.
                              -L.Jane

                              Wife to a wonderful General Surgeon
                              Mom to a sweet but stubborn boy born April 2014
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