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Lord, a child neurologist is totally useless to me...
So, in today's what's wrong with the dog story- it's Kennel Cough. Apparently a nasty outbreak of kennel cough has overtaken Captiol Hill. and since we boarded Petey at the kennel on the Hill, he's got the cough. So, now I'm stuck with a herding dog, inside, for 3 weeks.
Plus, according to the vet, there's also this nasty thing called canine influenza to be on the look-out for, as they have similar symptoms.
Michelle, leave Russ and marry me, please?
jenn
This, after Petey was just at the vet for his stupid allergies which required prednisone, an anti-histamine and some other drug AND I had to take Trouble in her her annual appointment and because she keeps running away from home, she had to get all of the outdoor kitty shots.
So, in today's what's wrong with the dog story- it's Kennel Cough. Apparently a nasty outbreak of kennel cough has overtaken Captiol Hill. and since we boarded Petey at the kennel on the Hill, he's got the cough. So, now I'm stuck with a herding dog, inside, for 3 weeks.
Plus, according to the vet, there's also this nasty thing called canine influenza to be on the look-out for, as they have similar symptoms.
Michelle, leave Russ and marry me, please?
jenn
This, after Petey was just at the vet for his stupid allergies which required prednisone, an anti-histamine and some other drug AND I had to take Trouble in her her annual appointment and because she keeps running away from home, she had to get all of the outdoor kitty shots.
Well, a while back, Archie had some rare moments of freedom, and did indeed find his favorite treat. I found one in the middle of the floor, and thought that was it, but the next day, he PUKED up another one, which was gross beyond words. I dealt with it and fantasized about boxing up the mess AND the dog and shipping both to my in-laws, who gave us the dog in the first place. Alas, the horror had not ended. I took the dog out and walked him all around the yard to do his business, but I didn't really watch what exactly he did. When I brought him back in, I smelled a horrible stench. As the dog turned around, I saw yet another tampon coming out of his butt, now coated in sh*t. But of course, it wasn't going to come out on its own. I was going to have to pull the string (can you believe it was exiting Archie in the prescribed manner?????) but I was afraid to do that without getting the go-ahead from a vet. So I called my FIL, the vet school dean, told him the situation, and asked if I could pull it out. He said I could, if I was up to it, and stayed on the line. I gagged twice, audibly, and he talked me through it. It was the grossest thing ever, and I really hope that my FIL was in an important meeting or something!!!!
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Jane - you are truly a "glass half full" person!
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