Did my kid just say that?

[Thirteen]

"Oh wow, cooooool!"
"I try it?" (Asking about the food on other people's plates)
"Oh my." (Response I heard today while I was in the bathtub)


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[GreyhoundsRUs]

"Oh my." (Response I heard today while I was in the bathtub)

This made me LOL

I went to the bathroom the other day and then headed to the kitchen to wash my hands (the bathroom towel was in the wash). When I asked A if she was coming downstairs, too, she said "No. Mommy wash hands sink." Thanks, hygiene police.


Wife of a PGY-4 Orthopod

[TulipsAndSunscreen]

The last 4 evenings when we talked about her day (it's part of our nightly routine), when I asked her what she had for dinner, she said "ive cream" (ice cream). I think she's hoping the not-so-subliminal messaging will work someday...

[Mrs. MD, Esq.]

The last 4 evenings when we talked about her day (it's part of our nightly routine), when I asked her what she had for dinner, she said "ive cream" (ice cream). I think she's hoping the not-so-subliminal messaging will work someday...

Lol crafty!

[Bittersweet]

Just had this exchange yesterday:

O: (Annoyed) Where's Leo's mama? 'Cause she needs to come get him.
Me: I'm Leo's mama...
O: No! You're MY mama!
Me: I'm both your mama and Leo's mama. You're brothers.
O: Ok (with a whatever psycho look).

Dude, really? Did he think this was just the worst/longest baby sitting gig ever!?!

[TulipsAndSunscreen]

Just had this exchange yesterday:

O: (Annoyed) Where's Leo's mama? 'Cause she needs to come get him.
Me: I'm Leo's mama...
O: No! You're MY mama!
Me: I'm both your mama and Leo's mama. You're brothers.
O: Ok (with a whatever psycho look).

Dude, really? Did he think this was just the worst/longest baby sitting gig ever!?!

Ok, now THAT is really funny.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

Ok, now THAT is really funny.

Seriously!

[HouseofWool]

Awesome!

[MrsK]

K1: Mommy, did you get our costumes for Halloween?
MrsK: Yes.
K1: What are they?
MrsK: Well, you are going to dress up as Nemo, the fish, and K2 is going to be an octopus.
K2: (Outraged, Slaps Momma) No! I am NOT an octopus! I am a BIG BOY!

K1 has been trying to explain to his brother that big boys don't get to trick-or-treat but big boys dressed as octopuses get lots of candy. K2 is not convinced.

[MrsK]

This morning I became disproportionately irritated with DrK upon discovering, as I was rushing to pack the diaper bag, that he has "put away" the sippy cups with the cups in one cabinet, the lids in another cabinet, and the valves on a shelf that I cannot reach. In light of the fact that I've spent the last 10 days trying to get our kitchen organized with limited success (broken dishwasher and two broken drawers don't help), this was especially upsetting to me. This sort of thing pushes my buttons anyway and I was hopping mad. As I was launching into my rant, K1 rushed up to me and said "Hold on! I want to tell you something. . . I get really mad too when I build something and K2 breaks it."

OMG, my 3yo understands this better than my husband does.

[PrincessFiona]

Zoe was telling me about a craft project she is working on at school:

Zoe: What if it's ugly? What if you don't like it?
me: Of course I will like it.
Zoe: Why will you like it?
Me: Zoe, I like anything you do.
Zoe: Would you like it if I pooped on the wall?
Me: uhh. No. Where did that come from?
Zoe: I don't know. You said you liked anything.

weirdest conversation ever

[GreyhoundsRUs]

"Five, six, pick up dicks"


Wife of a PGY-4 Orthopod

[SoonerTexan]

Somebodys gotta pick up the dicks...

[TulipsAndSunscreen]

Somebodys gotta pick up the dicks...

Mostly my DH...they had their THIRD GSW to the scrotum in as many weeks last night!! Seriously, how do you get shot in the dick anyway?

[SoonerTexan]

By acting like one?