Thing I never thought I'd say

[peggyfromwastate]

Since we have lots of kids say the darnedest....

What about parents? What have you said???

Me-- just now to my 7 year old. "get your hands out of your pants and set the table."

He was just playing with the waist band of his shorts, but that sounded really bad lol!!!

[alison]

Hahahahahahaha!

[Thirteen]

Stop touching the poop.



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[MrsK]

Did you just drop a submarine down your pants?

[alison]

Also below the belt: did you poop or just fart?

[diggitydot]

"Thank you for not wanting to wake us up, but don't try to clean up your own ."

"Get your goddamn hands out of your pants."

"Dude, no one needs to see that."

"Thank you, but I don't want a booger covered hug. Go wash your hands."

"You only need to use a pad on the days when you're actually on your period, not every single day for the rest of your life."

"Yes, there are three holes down there, no you don't pee out of your vaginal opening."

[MrsK]

"Give me the finger!" (Trying to clip K2's nails.)

[Thirteen]

If you keep pulling your testicles, it will hurt...
...I told you, hon.


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[niener]

If you keep pulling your testicles, it will hurt...
...I told you, hon.

[DCJenn]

We don't hit our friends with hammers.

Yes, I DO Always know when you're lying. So stop.

No, I don't love the dog more than you but I do like the dog's behavior a lot more.

Yes, I always have to say bad words.

Because I said so. Because I'm your mother. Yes, I am your mother, and I have it in English and in Russian if you need to check.

Sure you can have a brother- but you know you have to share your room and all your stuff. Oh, OK. Not so much anymore, huh?

[Thirteen]

I have to go troubleshoot my breast: I'll be right back, I promise!

No, Mommy can't hold you when she's on the toilet.

[diggitydot]

No, Mommy can't hold you when she's on the toilet.

My favorite was always, "Can I please just pee? Alone?"

[HouseofWool]

My favorite was always, "Can I please just pee? Alone?"

And the answer is always a resounding NO

[MrsK]

On that note...I was telling K1 that grown ups don't use diapers and we poo in the potty. He looks at me wide-eyed and asks, "Daddy poops?" Of course he doesn't know this because daddy can just go alone.

[v-girl]

We zerbot (blow raspberries) on K's tummy and ST's baby's.

Tonight a shirtless K came up to M and said "Blow on my butt!" while pointing to his belly button. After 20 minutes of laughter, DH used his best pediatrician voice to explain that was his belly button and we don't tell people to blow on our butts.