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Sueanne - see what you did.Luanne
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Rember guys that I have contended from the very beginning this baby doesn't exist!Originally posted by Momof4Better late than never...I think right now we all need a little Tomkat...
Posted on http://www.thesuperficial.com
July 06, 2006
Suri Cruise still doesn't exist
It's been three months since Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' gave birth to Suri and she still hasn't been seen, even by their closest friends. A source tells Us Weekly Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show her to fellow Scientologists John Travolta, Kelly Preston and Lisa Marie Presley. Even their good friends Will and Jada Pinkett Smith haven't met her, despite repeated calls to Cruise.
“Every time, it’s a different excuse: He’s busy or Kate’s not feeling well,” says a source. ‘[The Smiths] think it’s so weird.”
I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for why society as a whole still believes this baby exists, but it's becoming more and more apparent we've all been the victim of a huge scam. The purpose of which has yet to be determined, but I figure it's all leading up to Tom Cruise appearing on a late night infomercial and telling me how I can make big bucks from home. And all he needs is my credit card!
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Surely there is a baby. If there is no baby then Tom has been watching WAAAY too much Days of Our Lives. Seriously, wouldn't they adopt one to cover this all up? You can't get away with that forever.Wife to a Urologist. Mom to DD 15, DD 12, DD 2, and DD 1!
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http://people.aol.com/people/article/0, ... 77,00.html
Suri sighting!!! How many people will they draw into their hoax. Do you believe Leah Remini? You think they bought a baby? Really had a baby?Heidi, PA-S1 - wife to an orthopaedic surgeon, mom to Ryan, 17, and Alexia, 11.
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I still don't beleive it - have someone that is not part of their "church" validate it and I"ll think about it! 8)Wife to NSG out of training, mom to 2, 10 & 8, and a beagle with wings.Comment
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Let me dissect the comments in that clip.
1) "Suri looks like Tom and Katy." Duh!
That's exactly what I'd say if people asked me about an imaginary baby. She.....loks like Mom and Dad! Yeah! That's it! 
2) "They're wonderful parents. Suri wasn't out of their arms the entire time I was there...except when I held her." Remember to say you actually *touched* the baby so people think it wasn't a doll, Lisa, dear.
3) "Suri is fine. Absolutely nothing is wrong." Uhhh....we were thinking she didn't exist. Now I'm thinking maybe something is WRONG. As in, home birth gone poorly? After all Tom's not a doctor....and he doesn't even play one on TV.
Seriously.....what if something is wrong with the baby and that's why they haven't come forward?Angie
Gyn-Onc fellowship survivor - 10 years out of the training years; reluctant suburbanite
Mom to DS (18) and DD (15) (and many many pets)
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Now, I've read in Newsweek that the birth certificate was filed 20 days after the birth and signed illegibly by an unknown witness......
The plot thickens.
Angie
Gyn-Onc fellowship survivor - 10 years out of the training years; reluctant suburbanite
Mom to DS (18) and DD (15) (and many many pets)
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But THIS (http://people.aol.com/people/gallery...0152_2,00.html) looks so real. There must be a baby, but I can't imagine why noone has seen her. Has the baby not gone outside at ALL?? Or did something happen?? I think you all are onto something.
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I can't wait.
Angie
Gyn-Onc fellowship survivor - 10 years out of the training years; reluctant suburbanite
Mom to DS (18) and DD (15) (and many many pets)
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Originally posted by goofyAfter all Tom's not a doctor....and he doesn't even play one on TV. That's so funny.
But seriously. Come on guys, if there were anything wrong with the baby, they'd just give her some vitamins and a set list of things to do to be cured. Sheesh. :>
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Trent from PITNB posted this pic on Tuesday....but I couldn't find the source.
He argues that the pic is completely photoshopped.
I'm also worried that there might be something wrong with the baby, or something happened at birth....it's just weird to have something be soo incredibly hyped and then bam! nothing.[/url]Mom of 3, VeterinarianComment
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Uhh....didn't they say the baby had lots of black hair? That head looks bald. And big for 3 mos! I vote photoshopped....but I can also believe that TC really IS weird enough to keep the baby locked away from everyone for months in accordance with the ideal Scientology life.Angie
Gyn-Onc fellowship survivor - 10 years out of the training years; reluctant suburbanite
Mom to DS (18) and DD (15) (and many many pets)
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That was my thought - that baby is BIG. Looks like a toddler!
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There IS a baby, but it's not Tom's (because he can't sleep with women). Katie was actually pregnant already when she met Tom, with Chris Klein's baby or some other guy's (thus the pregnancy so early in their "relationship".) She actually delivered months earlier than they claim, and then wore a fake belly until her claimed due date (thus the whole "why is her belly a different size every time we see her" debate). Now that she's passed her supposed due date, they have to hide the baby for a while, because the older a baby is, the easier it is to fudge its age by a few months (thus the pic of Katie smuggling the giant baby).
Tom's publicists get to claim he's attracted to the ladies, Katie's publicists get to claim she's the mother of an A-list star's baby. Follow?
*Note: Above statements may not hold up to any kind of scrutiny against a calendar. Just go with it.Married to a hematopathologist seven years out of training.
Raising three girls, 11, 9, and 2.
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That's BRILLIANT. I think you've figured it out.
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