Movie Star Crushes

[DCJenn]

Amen sista.

and yup, I think my yoga instructor said something like "up to 16 hours".

Dear god, I'm pretty sure the parts would fall off. or at a minimum fall asleep. I know I would fall asleep. My husband is a hottie, but...I'm pretty sure my ADHD would kick in and it would be just another circle of hell...

Jenn

You can ring my bell, baby

Sorry, disco moment.
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[alison]

16 hours?! Poor Trudie! I'd be thinking about what color to paint the ceiling...

Its easy to spend hours on :wildthing when you have a freaking CASTLE with a staff to :dog :flowers :lawn :floor: :clothes: :clean: :cook: :iron :yum:

[Vanquisher]

I just don't love sex THAT much. After 20 minutes, I'm thinking, hurry it up already, I have things to do.

16 hours being massaged and pampered while eating the best food on the planet? That I could go for. Yes, I am a foodie.

HUM.... This post took a strange turn...

sure did how come no one mentioned mud?

I never did consider the surgical bitterness ... although I have married across cultures bitterness ...

let's work together ... the 16 hour thing is really a turn off. I mean, come on! I don't care if I do have "staff" ... I'd want to make a phone call or something!

can he just sing to me??

[mommax3]

Maybe there is tantric lite? 16 hours.....there would have to be chafing involved after that length of time, right? And what about UTIs?

Sally

[Vanquisher]

I don't think you're actually doing the deed for that period of time. I think a lot of it is about teasing and touch without intercourse. Still, let it be done!

gotta say ... i'm really more of an "instant gratification" kind of gal.

Okay - not "instant" in this case ... slightly delayed is good .... but 16 hours delayed is not so good.

I've heard 3-4 hours. I can't sit still for a movie that is over 2 hours. I don't think I would have the attention span.

I have an idea...compromise! Kelly and Jenn, I think you could share Sting and there would still be plenty to go around.

[Cumberland]

Has no one mentioned Leonardo DiCaprio? Around the titanic days I was all about him, I dont think he is as cute now though.

How about Heath Ledger in the Patriot?

Brad Pitt, yes please! If I was forced to stay alone in a luxurious resort in Namibia with him and Angelina Jolie, I wouldnt be too upset.

[SueC]

16 hours??? I can't think of anything that I would like to do for 16 hours! That's the beauty of being married--it is OK to say "let's cut to the chase" without anybody's feelings getting hurt.

[Sheherezade]

I think Sting originally said he went 5 hours....but then he backed off, said it was a joke and claimed the 5 hours included dinner and a movie. My kind of guy.

I could probably take *you* Jenn, now that I think about it. Hmmmm. Let me get out my old Police tapes and ponder.

I am secretly infatuated with.....

Zach Braff
Christian Slater
Brendan Frasier
Heath Ledger
Noah Wiley


My current obsession though is all things Zach Braff.... Shoot I even bought Chicken Little because he did one of the charecter voices.

Good gawd I forgot the embrassing ones...

Some would be...

Sylvester Stalone (Oscar)
Luke Duke (Yeah Shaddup)
John Travolta (Grease)
William Shatner (Star Trek)

Can't think of any others right now but I am sure there are many. I can always remember being in love with someone. In fact we went to Chesapeak Bay when I was about 8 and there was a Greek Naval Ship in port and appearantly my parents could not get me to stop chasing the greek sailors