Funny things your kids say!

As dh was walking out the door for work today, Quinn said "Don't talk to any strangers!"

While we were driving back from playgroup, Jacob says "I think I love Miss Neumann (his teacher). Yep. I love Mom and Miss Neumann." I thought 'that's right you love Mom first!' :>

I don't know why this strikes me as so funny ...

If Quinn is freaked out about something, he say "Yike!" as though he thinks it's the singular of "Yikes!"

It just cracks me up!

[Vanquisher]

My DD (2) just said, "I need go pee pee." I said, "You want to go pee pee in the potty?" She said, "No, in my pants."

I gave up potty training for a while a few months ago. She just does not get it.

Maybe the plural yikes is for something really, really bad.

Matthew this morning was standing in front of the dog with his hand out yelling 'give me back my toast you naughty dog', the toast of course was well and gone and the dog had a big grin on his face.


I came down from upstairs and Matthew as sitting on the 'naught step' where he sits for 2 minutes if he continues to misbehave after he's had a warning about something. anyway, his head was in his hands and he was cry saying 'i'm a naughty boy', it was then I saw the trail of rice krispies. He had taken the packet out of the cupboard and pour a long trail all the way to the playroom where there was an emty packet, a pile of rice krispies and the dog delighted with himself. All i could do was give him a hug and wipe his tears.

[Stella]

That sounds really cute. Boys are so funny that way. And I bet you have one happy pup!

[Ames]

There are some kids in our class who are new to the school this year. My coteacher was sitting with one of them asking him if certain children were his friend. So my Coteacher says, "Jack, is Julia your friend?" Jack replies, "Julia, yes. She's the angel of my heart." AWWWW!

I need to start writing the funny things down every night b/c I forget them all too often!

When my daughter was around 2.5, we were planning to go to the shoe store or something like that. We find out in the garage that the van's battery went out so we had to go back into the house. I was trying to explain to her that the car battery wasn't working so we couldn't go on our errand. She grabs her Care Bear slipper and says (with completely serious face) "Maybe if I throw my Care Bear slipper up in the air, the car will start working again!"

The other day, she was playing with blocks on the rug. I brought the baby over to sit and watch her. She looks at the baby and then looks at her blocks and says "I am NOT overjoyed to see her." Sisterly love.

We had a front move through last night, it is actually cooler today! Cool enough that someone thought that they needed a fire in their fireplace. The smell was lovely and son#2 and I decided that we needed a jog. We get started after son#1 got on the bus. It was about 8am and he says 'do you smell those hotdogs?'
I was laughing, evidently my grill cooking smells like a fireplace to him!
I told him that he makes me laugh, and his reply was 'I am glad, I don't want to make you cry!'


Gotta keep that one fresh in my mind for the days I want to send him to grandma's house!

[houseelf]

I bought a pumpkin and set it out on the front porch. The following exchange ensued:

DS"Where is the nipple on that pumpkin?"
Me: supressing laughter "Um, excuse me?"
DS: "Where is that pumpkin's nipple?"
Me: What do you mean?"
DS:"I mean the top part that sticks out?"
Me: "Oh, you mean the stem? It broke off".

Note to self: Reconsider our family policy of always using anatomically correct language with the children.

Kelly

While we were painting the playroom, Jacob said "Mom - you and Dad are going to have to clean up this mess without my help. You did NOT respect my toys!"

This morning Quinn asked what the brown mark on my face was (a freckle), I said "A beauty mark." He said "Gorgeous!"

[Stella]

While we were painting the playroom, Jacob said "Mom - you and Dad are going to have to clean up this mess without my help. You did NOT respect my toys!"

This morning Quinn asked what the brown mark on my face was (a freckle), I said "A beauty mark." He said "Gorgeous!"

Your boys are *priceless*

When the dudes were almost 2 they loved to play dog pile, wrestle, etc. and they absolutely loved to play "naked baby" (run around naked). Well one day dh and I were trying to get romantic in another room and Ryan walks in. He looks at us (we had covered up by then) looks back and forth at both of us and then goes,
"Mommy?!... Daddy?!... Naked baby dog pile?!"

It was hilarious.

Jodi

Seconds ago ...

Jacob: "Hey Mom - if you tell us whatever to do, that means you're Queen of us."

Quinn running around: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"

Finally! They get it! :star:

[rainbabies]

dd age 2.5 likes to hang with me while i browse. everytime she sees this.... http://www.medicalspouse.com/forums/pos ... de=smilies

she says, "oohhh, mama...look at the beautiful bouncy(s) balls."